Quips

Student                 : Sudah keluar nilainya, Pak?

Lecturer                 : Dari mana?

Student                 : Dari Bapak, tentunya!

Lecturer                 : Kapan saya makan?

Student                 : Minta tanda tangan, Pak

Lecturer     :           : Tinggal, atau itu aja koyak.

A: (Putting a sign)                            : Dilarang buang sampah di sini!

B: (Putting another sign beside)       : Dilarang melarang di sini!!

A: (Putting still another sign)           : Dilarang melarang  yang dilarang di sini!!!

B: (Another sign)                              : Dilarang ………

Can we look at a dictionary, Sir?

Of course you can! From the side, from the top, at the spine, for one minute, two minutes, ten minutes? Up to you.

If you angrily protest for foul gas, you will get most. Once detected, patiently hold your breath, you will get the least, even none.

Did you have a class?

No, a clash

      With whom, the headmaster?

No, the herd master